Funny 30th Birthday Messages: 65 Ways to Clock 30 with Laughter

– Funny 30th Birthday Messages –

Funny 30th Birthday Messages: Turning thirty is a measurable juncture of life. It is a big milestone in one’s life to reach. It can be overwhelming enough to make people feel like they are no longer young at last.

65 Funny 30th Birthday Messages

At the same time, it can inspire people to start living their lives in the fullest possible way. It is here that all the motivational quotes, sarcasm, funny messages, and comments come in.

Whether it’s for your husband, mom, girlfriend, partner, relative, friend, or a loved one-say Happy Birthday with a special message celebrating this amazing phase of life.

From a sweet note highlighting the lighter side of life to the cute ones poking fun at the age factor–do your bit to bring a smile on the block to the newest thirty-year-old. Here is a look at some amazing examples of what to write in a 30th birthday card that is funny for anyone entering into their third decade.

65 Funny 30th Birthday Messages

  1. “Wow, you’re 30 now. There’s no better time in your life to celebrate with friends or family…except if you’re 29 or younger. Happy 30th.”

  2.  “Life before thirty is for making mistakes and life after thirty is to repent for all of them. Happy birthday.”

  3. “Congratulations for turning thirty. From here on, life is less about knowing how old you are and more about believing how young you feel. Happy birthday.”

  4. “Turning thirty is the moment when you are old enough to understand life’s bigger responsibilities but young enough to shirk some of them while you still can. Happy 30th.”

  5. “I can’t believe it took you thirty years to grow up. Better late than never though. Happy 30th birthday.”

  6. Just because you have turned 30 and have officially become an old man/woman doesn’t mean you can’t put on your party hat to enjoy this day. Happy birthday.

  7. Chase after your dreams as though your life depended on it, and no dream will be ever too big for you to achieve. Happy 30th birthday!

  8. “You’ll never be trusted by a teenager again. You’re officially too old to trust.”

  9. Your 20s might have just abandoned you, but at least you can take solace in the fact that you have now entered your 30s and not your 40s. Don’t feel bad. Enjoy today!

  10. “The secret of being happy in your thirties is quite simple – take each day as it comes. Happy birthday.”

  11. “Thirty is the time to really start living your life to the fullest, so that by the time you are old you would have experienced life’s best. Happy 30th.”

  12. “Try not to think of it as 30 candles. It’s really just 15 candles per lung, and you’re not old unless you can’t blow them all out in one breath.”

  13. “To me, you’re still a wide-eyed kid — with three decades of hard knocks and easy pickings to call yourself 30. Happy 30th birthday.”

  14. “Turning thirty is life’s way of telling you that the most beautiful phase of your life has just begun. Happy 30th birthday.”

  15. Life is too precious and short to engage in things that do not bring you happiness. Never miss out on being truly happy, my dear. May your 30th birthday kick-start the most fun episodes of your life.

  16. “The countdown to your midlife crisis has just begun. Tick tock tick tock. Happy 30th birthday.”

  17. “You are now an official mature and responsible adult. This means you also have to start acting like one. Happy 30th birthday from all of us.”

  18. 30 years of bringing true joy and excitement to everyone around you is something that is worthy of praise. We say thank you and wish you a delightful birthday.

  19. “It doesn’t matter how you have lived your life so far. What matters is how you are going to live it from now on. Happy 30th birthday.”

  20. Saying goodbye to the twenties and welcoming the thirties is a great change in your life. I pray that this change brings about the most successful and happiest moments for you. Happy 30th day of birth, friend!

  21. “It’s not the physical aging, but the psychological aging that really makes you feel old at 30.”

    “It’s not the physical aging, but the psychological aging that really makes you feel old at 30.”

  22. There is no brother in this world that can ever be more incredible than you. Wishing you a fabulous 3rd decade of existing on this earth!

  23. “Farewell to your youth – it was good while it lasted. Happy 30th.”

  24. “If you’re this depressed now, what are you going to do when in ten years you hit the big 4-0 mark? Come on, I’ll even help you blow off all these candles. Happy 30th birthday.”

  25. “Now you’re getting further from your physical prime, but your mental prime is approaching.”

  26. “I know that now that you are in your 30s, you are going to have to really grow up and become a mature and responsible adult.”

  27. By your age, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was a self-made billionaire. You might not have a pile of cash like Zuckerberg, but you have so many things that you can be proud of such as the fact that you existed before his Facebook was born. Happy birthday!

  28. Dear sister, I warmly congratulate you on turning 30 years old today. Have a fabulous and blessed celebration.

  29. “Nothing changes when you cross thirty except that you have to replace your moisturizer with an anti-aging cream. Happy birthday.”

  30. “There is one thing worth looking forward to when you turn thirty – you are almost halfway to retirement benefits. Happy birthday.”

  31. “At thirteen, you were officially a teenager. At twenty one, you were officially an adult. But at thirty, you are unofficially old. Happy 30th birthday.”

  32. “Stop worrying about what’s gone by. Start celebrating what lies ahead. Happy birthday.”

  33. Dear friend, I want to congratulate you on spending 3 awesome decades on earth! It is indeed super ecstatic for me to join you in commemorating this truly splendid moment in your world. Have a blissful anniversary!

  34. Happy 30th birthday! May your 20s rest in perfect peace.

  35. “Wishing you all the best for this incredibly important day for you. May all your dreams come true! Happy 30th birthday from all of us.”

  36. Your efforts have brought you this far and this makes me truly proud of you. I am looking forward to so many more achievements and many more blissful decades ahead for you. Happy birthday 30th, brother!

  37. “Live life doing what YOU love, not what impresses others. Happy birthday.”

  38. On this special day, know that you have your hands on the wheel of your life. You are in charge of every aspect of your life! Never forget that. Happy 30th!

  39. “If you weren’t my best friend, I would tell you how dreadful it is to turn thirty. But since you are, I don’t want to spoil the party. Happy birthday.”

  40. “When you were twenty, you felt like growing up and becoming thirty. When you will be forty, you will wish you could go back to being thirty. So to conclude, being thirty is just perfect. Happy birthday.”

  41. “Your body may have turned thirty today but the way you look like a hot twenty one year old suggests that your beauty will never be able to catch up with your age. Happy 30th birthday.”

  42. Life is short, so don’t let anything stop you from enjoying your 30s to the max. Happy 30th birthday.

  43. I hope this birthday will place you in a very advantageous position that will let you prosper in health, wealth and wisdom. Happy 30th birthday, dear!

  44. “Turning thirty gives you the perfect bird’s eye view of your life. You know exactly what mistakes you made in the past and exactly how to correct them in the future. Happy 30th birthday.”

  45. Every new age is a very exciting experience for anyone. However, being 30 years old should be 30 times more exciting. Happy birthday, sweet sister! Today, we shall celebrate you and party hard like there’s no tomorrow!



  1. “At 30, you suddenly become more mature, more responsible, more self-disciplined, more reliable, more grown-up: just like your parents. Happy 30th birthday.”

  2. “30 is as good as any age — if not more so — to start making your dreams come true. Have a great 30th birthday. Here’s hoping it’s the start of something really big.”

  3. I guess you never thought you’d someday be 30! Happy birthday.

  4. My prayer for you on this splendid milestone moment in your life is that the Lord will grant you all the beautiful desires of your lovely heart. I am wishing you a pretty nice 30th birthday, beloved sister!

  5. “Look back on regrets and laugh them off, look forward to your dreams and pursue them with all your heart. Happy birthday.”

  6. You might have not yet achieved all your dreams, but that shouldn’t stop you from celebrating your life. Celebrate your life every day, for you are truly special. Happy 30th birthday.

  7. “The best part about being thirty is that there are no uncertainties in life. You are sure that it’s all going to go downhill from here. Happy 30th birthday.”

  8. “30 is the age between youth and old age. Make the most of it before you’re past the point of no return – your forties! Happy birthday.”

  9. “Congratulations, you now have 30 excuses to let someone younger than you lift something heavy.”

  10. “Life is too short to be lived counting the years. Just enjoy the ride and make awesome memories. Happy birthday.”

  11. “One of the most inspirational ways to usher in your thirtieth, is to face one of your fears and do something that takes away your breath. Happy birthday.”

  12. May the outcome of everything that you lay your hands on continue to prosper as you celebrate this wonderful 30th anniversary of your existence. Wishing you true joy and extra happiness for your birthday!

  13. Happy 30th birthday to a wonderful man/woman who belongs to the generation whose baby pictures were never taken on phones.

  14. I hope that this celebration today unleashes so much happiness and joy in your life. Wishing you a happy 3rd decade on earth, beloved sister!

  15. “Your 30th birthday party might seem like attending a funeral for your youth, but it’s really a welcome party into the beginning of the rest of your life. Happy birthday.”

  16. Happy 30th birthday, dear brother! I pray that this truly exciting milestone celebration opens so many windows of amazing opportunities in your life.

  17. “Stop worrying about your age. There will be many other problems to worry about in life after you turn thirty. Happy birthday.”

  18. Happy birthday, dear friend! May this 30th age of yours bring you so much happiness, success, and fun as you celebrate. I look forward to many peaceful, successful and healthy days ahead for you.

    Happy birthday, dear friend! May this 30th age of yours bring you so much happiness, success, and fun as you celebrate. I look forward to many peaceful, successful and healthy days ahead for you.

  19. Thou shalt not stress over becoming 30 years old today, for there are other ages worse than 30 such as 40 or even 100. Happy birthday 30th birthday!

  20. “Being thirty is when you can be an adult in the world of youngsters who are in their teens and twenties, and a youngster in the world of adults who are in their forties and fifties. Enjoy the best of both worlds. Enjoy, happy birthday.”

There is never a time that isn’t right to share the love. Do well to share these messages with friends and loved ones.

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