Your colleague’s birthday is the perfect day to express your gratitude and appreciation to them for all the encouragement, advice and assistance they’ve given for you. You can prepare to surprise them by gift or shower them with lots of happy wishes to make this birthday special! Moving beyond the simple happy birthday message and letting your coworker know that on this special day you are thinking about them is a great way to build connections and show support.
Here are some amusing birthday wishes that are great for colleagues to share in a simple note or card and leave on their desk.
65 Funny Birthday Wishes for a Coworker
A happy birthday to my partner in crime who facilitates my pretense to working harder.
I am the kind who mostly maintains business type of work relationship. When it comes to celebrating your birthday I mean business today. We are taking the red tape from the office to paint the town red tonight. Happy birthday!!!
Don’t bother going the extra mile today because our boss has got a particular set of skills that he uses to bring you back. Happy birthday, buddy!!!
Happy birthday to you! I wish you start getting a month’s pay for a week’s worth of work. That’s how awesome you are.
We work at a firm that is more or less like fire. As to whether it’s going to warm our hearts or burn down our houses, only time will tell.
You are so cool you even make the long distance between Monday to Friday seem like a stroll in the park. Here is to another fantastic year of achievements upon achievements.
For all the times and office supplies we have shared together, I say happy birthday. And I got a memo from my stapler though. It sourly misses my desk.
I’m jealous of you because you have such an amicable co-worker like me. I know you feel lucky too. You can thank me later but first, let me make your birthday special this year. Happy birthday dear!
I pray today you keep moving on the right track, least you get knocked down just sitting there. Happy birthday, buddy!
Here is to a great coworker and a friend. May this birthday of yours bring you all the fun your desire. I pray we don’t go out looking for a new job after your birthday party today.
I wish your salary will keep rising like your age so you never have to worry about the wrinkles. But you still look much younger than your age. Happy birthday!
Making fun of the boss at work gets even better when there are people like you to bring all the good stuff.
Happy birthday to the colleague who makes to-do lists shorter and office parties longer.
Today I asked the good Lord to grant you confidence beyond your wildest dreams. Apparently all we need to be successful at our firm is ignorance and confidence. You have the former in abundance.
You deserve all the promotions in the world. You’re the best at what you do as in gossiping. I respect you with all my heart. Happy birthday!
Management books can never teach you real teamwork. Only efficient colleagues like you can. Cheers to you on your birthday.
The pillars of a happy office are not made from cement but from the enthusiasm of colleagues like you. Happy birthday to this pillar of ours.
Today being your birthday, the office came into a consensus that no one works your nerves. Obviously, everything will go back to its previous state come tomorrow.
Although hard work doesn’t kill, I would not expect you take a chance. So kick your feet up and chillax. A very blissful birthday to you!
People like you do not have to run after success. Success follows you wherever you go & whatever you do. There’s just so much to learn from you. Happy birthday!
I have a truth to confess. You are so much boring in the workplace. Let this day be the only day in the entire year when you are not working like a robot. Happy birthday!
The recipe for a healthy work-life is incomplete without a secret ingredient which is caring colleagues like you. Happy birthday to the person who makes my recipe complete.
If you want to be ahead in this business of us, you have to be good at spreading the blame. Happy birthday!!!
The warmest of birthday to you! I pray you develop the courage to tell your boss exactly what you think about her and let the truth set you free.
I got a birthday card heading your way. Feel free to send it back to me on my birthday. I must warn you however, don’t write my name on it. I could use it on your next birthday.
Thanks for making me look good for not being the best worker week in week out. Quite frankly the only people who work in our office are those who lie. You, my friend, are the honest coworker I have ever seen.
I absolutely enjoy celebrating your birthdays. However, what I don’t like about you is getting in my way when I am about punching someone in the face at work.
If you weren’t my co-worker, I would never know how great it feels to secretly make fun of the boss. You are just awesome. Happy birthday dear!
On this day, I hope you get the blessings of a winning lottery number so I can be your aide when you thrash the office. Happy birthday!!!
With a great personality and a brilliant mind, an awesome coworker like you is really hard to find. Happy Birthday.
My advice for you on this birthday of yours is to get up as early as possible until your name appears on the Forbes list of the richest people in America.
Not everyone is your competitor, some are your friends. You, my dear, is the later one. I am so happy that it is your birthday today. Happy birthday!
I pray management awards you a pay rise scheme that runs as fast as a cheetah. And when that happens, may you not forget who filed in the request to the heaven’s wish department.
Coming to work is easier and enjoyable as you are there as a coworker. You are the best colleague that I have ever experienced! Happy Birthday.
A wonderful birthday to the best coworker ever. I pray you get adept at picking the lock of success.
I spoke to deadline today, and he said he barely knows anyone by your name. It looks like you have never had the chance to meet deadline.
Just as you work from 9 to 5, I wish you live to 9 5. Happy birthday!
In exchange for the birthday gift that I painfully forgot to get for you, I have decided to give you a hand on your least favorite task at work. Remember, this is only for today. Happy birthday!!!
All these years working with you, I don’t remember you telling us how old you are. Perhaps I could ask for a transfer to Human resource. Happy birthday!!!
If you are going to make any mistake, I hope you make them when no one is watching. All the best of luck and determination in reaching your goals.
Faith, union and patience are the secrets of progress. I wish you to remain firm on these golden principles throughout your life. Happy Birthday!
Happy happy birthday!!! May you sit your way to success like a hen.
Realizing how perfect a coworker you are, I believe there must have been a bunch of learning that you had from people who made terrible mistakes.
The good thing about working with you is that your presence makes the difference between me going psycho and being a monk
Thank you for all the memories you and I continue to make. Especially, the not so fun football games that become madly fun seeing them on the company’s time.
Happy birthday! I hope you will throw a birthday party just as big as your professional achievements this year. God bless you!
I keep reminding myself of how lucky I am every time I work with you. It’s a great pleasure & a great comfort to have a parrot beside me. Happy birthday!
You are a prime example of a dedication. You love your work like nobody else. Maybe this is the reason why you are so successful. Happy birthday! I wish you all the best!
If you were expecting a big bonus and a promotion for your birthday, you’re going to be disappointed because all you’re getting is a big cake and this card.
Now that you are bald and all old, I pray experience finally gives you a comb. Happy birthday, oldie!!!
Whenever you try to underestimate your abilities just remember that it isn’t part of your job description. That is in the purview of our boss. Happy birthday!
Thank you so much for being there always, not just like the best colleague, but as a best friend. Happy Birthday!
If your salary rose the way your age did, you would certainly not be sharing the same cubicle with me.
Today is a special day at work. I think they started serving sushi in the lunchroom. Just kidding! I know it’s your special day. Happy birthday!
You may not notice how much of a difference you make to our team. But then, I bet you haven’t been in the dark with a mosquito. So here is to the most effective coworker I have ever had.
If there was ever was a National Colleagues’ Day, you would be its mascot. Happy birthday to the most perfect colleague ever.
Your birthday is a promise that life has more to offer you, more plans to make, more goals to reach and more dreams to see come true. It’s a pleasure to wish you a happy birthday!
You’re a role model at work. Everybody thinks so. Whenever you do anything, you do your very best. It’s appreciated. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! You deserve a carefree day. That’s why I’ve decided to do your work today. Tomorrow, of course, we’ll go back to usual — you know, you can do my work.
You’re one of the best colleagues I’ve ever worked with. You help me when I need help and cover for me when I go to the bathroom. Happy birthday!
Our office has so much pressure that it turns lumps of coals like you into diamonds. Happy birthday, buddy!!!
Nice people like you are great to work with. Happy Birthday! Let’s celebrate the beginning of another wonderful year in your life!
I heard there is a support group for people like us who hate our jobs. It goes by the name Everybody. And we could meet at the usual venue to get some counseling. Happy birthday!!!
I wonder at what point will your pay rise catch up with the rate at which you age? Never, I guess.
The only reason in keeping this job that I get paid peanuts is because of such an amazing person like you. May you continue to be on side of people who get the credit for no work done.
There is never a time that isn’t right to share the love. Do well to share these messages with friends and loved ones.