Short & Funny 30th Birthday Messages for Him/Her

Are you looking for the perfect happy 30th birthday messages for your loved ones? Look no further! Here are 31 short and funny messages to make their day even more special.

Short & Funny 30th Birthday Messages for Him/Her

31 Funny 30th Birthday Messages

Birthdays are always special, but turning 30 is a milestone that deserves extra celebration.

Whether you’re looking for a witty or humorous message for your friend, sibling, spouse, or colleague, we’ve got you covered. Here are 31 short and funny 30th birthday messages for him/her:

1. Just Hit the New 20

Happy 30th birthday! Don’t worry, 30 is the new 20. Except for the hangovers. Those are still the same.

2. Happy 30th! You’re Still Young, but Now You’re Experienced

Congrats on your 30th birthday! You’re still young, but now you’re experienced. Kinda like a rookie quarterback who just won the Super Bowl.

3. It’s Your 30th Birthday – Time to Stop Pretending You’re Still in Your 20s

Happy 30th! It’s time to stop pretending you’re still in your 20s. It’s time to embrace your inner old man and start yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off your lawn.

4. They Say Life Begins at 30. So, are You Ready for Your Second Life?

Happy 30th birthday! They say life begins at 30. So, are you ready for your second life? 

5. Thirty, Flirty, and Thriving

Congratulations on turning 30! You’re now thirty, flirty, and thriving. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

6. Well Done! One Step Further Till You Become a Mad Cat Woman

Happy birthday, 30! You’re one step closer to becoming a crazy cat lady, so congrats. But who said that was a terrible thing, anyway?

7. 30 is Merely a Number

They say that 30 is just a number until you attempt to bend over to tie your shoes.

That is, until you attempt to stoop to tie your shoes and discover that you are less flexible than you once were. Birthday greetings!

8. Happy Birthday! From Here, it’s all Downhill

Happy 30th birthday! From here, it’s all downhill. Oh hey, at least you have a good view.

9. Don’t Worry, You’re not Old. You’re Just Vintage

Don’t worry, you’re not old. You’re just vintage, like a fine wine or a classic car. Happy 30th birthday!

10. Cheers to 30 Years of Being Awesome

Cheers to 30 years of being awesome! May your next 30 be just as amazing.

11. Happy 30th! You’re not Getting Old, You’re Just Leveling up

Happy 30th birthday! You’re not getting old, you’re just leveling up. And trust us, you’re already at boss level.

12. Congrats on Turning 30! You Can Finally Stop Faking it Till You Make it

Congrats on turning 30! You can finally stop faking it till you make it. Now you can just fake it till you retire.

13. Thirty, Flirty, and Still Carded at the Bar

Thirty, flirty, and still getting carded at the bar. Happy birthday, you youthful thing, you!

14. 30 is Just a Number. But So is Your Dress Size, Right?

Happy 30th! 30 is just a number. But so is your dress size, right? (Don’t worry, we won’t tell.)

15. Don’t Worry, You’re not Old. You’re Just a Classic

Don’t worry, you’re not old. You’re just a classic, like a vintage car or a timeless piece of art. Happy 30th birthday!

16. One More Step and You’ll Be a Mad Plant Woman

30 is Just a Number. But So is Your Dress Size, Right?

Happy birthday, Congratulations on turning 30! You’ve taken one more step toward becoming a crazy plant lady. And believe us, it’s a fantastic location.

17. Kudos! Although You Should Know Better

Congrats! Although you should know better, you are still young enough to act foolishly. Happy birthday, 30!

18. Thirty and Fabulous. Just Like Wine, You Get Better with Age

Thirty and fabulous. Just like wine, you get better with age. Happy birthday, you beautiful vintage!

19. They Say 30 is the New 20. So, Does That Mean You Still Have to Pay Rent?

They say 30 is the new 20. So, does that mean you still have to pay rent? Happy 30th birthday!

20. Here’s to 30 Years of Living, Loving, and Laughing

Here’s to 30 years of living, loving, and laughing. May your next 30 be filled with even more joy, happiness, and adventure.

21. Hitting the Big Three-0

Congratulations! You are now officially old enough to start getting lost in your own neighborhood.

22. The One with the Thirty-Year-Old

Happy 30th Birthday! It’s the one where you realize that you are no longer a kid.

23. Turning 30 Like a Pro

They say that 30 is the new 20. So, you are now a 20-year-old with ten years of experience.

24. The Best is Yet to Come

Happy 30th Birthday! It’s time to make new mistakes and create new memories.

25. Welcome to the Thirties

Happy 30th Birthday! You can now start counting your wrinkles and gray hair.

26. Three Decades of Awesomeness

Happy 30th Birthday! You have now officially reached three decades of awesomeness.

27. The Thirty-Year-Old Virgin

Happy 30th Birthday! It’s time to let go of your virginity and start living life to the fullest.

28. Aging Gracefully

Happy 30th Birthday! It’s time to start aging gracefully, even though your body might not agree.

29. Thirty is the New Twenty

Happy 30th Birthday! It’s time to start acting like you’re twenty and have the wisdom of a 

30. Dirty Thirty and Still Naughty

Happy 30th Birthday! You are still as naughty as you were at 21, but now with more experience.

31. The Beginning of the End

Happy 30th Birthday! It’s time to start living like every day is your last, even though you have a long way to go.


Turning 30 can be a milestone in someone’s life, and it’s a great opportunity to show your loved one that you care. 

Whether you choose to be sentimental, hilarious, or somewhere in between, there are plenty of ways to wish someone a happy 30th birthday. 

Hopefully, these short and funny 30th birthday messages have given you some inspiration for your own birthday wishes. 

Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, and to let the birthday boy or girl know how much they mean to you.

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