What does Easter mean for you? Is it just about finding eggs and candy treats lined baskets? Or does it take on a much deeper spiritual meaning? This is definitely one holiday that encourages different feelings depending on your outlook and your upbringing. What most people will rely on is that Easter is a perfect time to send friends good wishes. Spring is here after all – and that inspires good feelings that should spread far and wide.
Of course, it’s not always easy to put those good feelings into words. That’s why we’ve brought this set of Easter Card sayings together. Some are sarcastic, some religious-but in their own way they all say “Happy Easter.”
65 Funny Easter Sayings and Messages
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. – Amy Sedaris
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. – Marvin Olasky
Does your parents know how much you enjoy Easter? Don’t worry your appetite for chocolates is safe with me. Enjoy your Easter to the fullest.
It is Easter bunny and Easter eggs, but which is which, does a bunny really lay eggs. Wishing you a happy Easter!
That first Easter must have been awkward, because you know the apostles had already divided up Jesus’ stuff. – William Ader
I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. – Caroline Rhea
Hope you survive or resurrect from the chocolate time you are about to take. Happy Easter!
Let happy thoughts multiply like bunny. Happy Easter!
This is the best time of the year to look for chicks, because they are everywhere. Wishing you a Happy Easter!
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there. – Clarence W. Hall
I hope you will be able to make it to next week as you are getting into the world of chocolates, eggs and bunnies. Happy Easter!
My chocolate bunny is larger than your chocolate bunny. Wish you a Happy Easter.
I’m very good at hiding chocolate, too…in my stomach.
Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is.
I am looking for an Easter egg with a bunny inside it, I believe you have it. Happy Easter!
I’ve hidden all the Easter candy for the kids inside my stomach.
My chocolate bunny is bigger than yours. Happy Easter!
If you believe in the Easter Bunny, it means you believe in a fat, purple bunny, which is pooping multi-color eggs in your garden. – Alex Antunes
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. Amy Sedaris
I am just surprised how the Easter Bunny can lay all of those colorful eggs. Wish you a Happy Easter!
Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas. – Jack Handy
Beware of the Easter bunny! It comes with a lot of tasty calories and fun time with family.
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead and we get chocolate eggs. It’s like turn-down service from God. – Dennis Leary
This is the day you can put all your eggs in one basket and none will be broken. I wish you a Happy Easter!
Celebrate and have fun this Easter occasion. Use Easter eggs on the celebration but do not east them. Happy Easter.
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt! – Lucy Van Pelt
The most exciting part of the Easter celebration is that bunny lays an egg! May you enjoy this Easter celebrations occasion to the fullest. I wish you a Happy Easter Sunday.
There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate. – Linda Grayson
Here’s to adding your weight with chocolate on Easter morning! Happy Easter, darling!
Happy Easter my friend! Can I come over and assist you to get rid of those eggshells?
A holiday that starts with Good Friday cannot be a bad holiday at all. Happy Easter!
Why did the Easter Bunny runaway, because the chicken was chasing him.
Are you the missing Easter egg? Looks so because you are full of colors, watch out people so that people do not eat you. Happy Easter!
My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs. – Adam Ferrara
I think, we should have a change this Easter, instead of celebrating with eggs, we celebrate with chicken. I believe it will be awesome. Happy Easter!
How do I like my eggs? Umm, in chocolate form.
Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood. – Wallace Stevens
I’ll celebrate anyone who can turn water into wine.
Avoid the Easter bunny it you want to have a good health, it brings a lot of yummy calories and fun time with the family.
Easter has been cancelled – they found the body. – Jim Butcher
The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots we left for him. What a pig. – Steve Carell
This Easter we should try new things, eat the chicken and the eggs. They would taste so nice. Happy Easter!
I love Easter because it’s a time you can as many chocolates as your hand can get hold of
My bunny just laid a golden egg, to want to taste one, come let’s celebrate together. Happy Easter Sunday.
Happy Easter! I think my bunny loves you!
Happy Easter my friend, I hope you enjoy all the Easter eggs and chocolates your hands can get hold of.
Easter eggs hunts: Proof your child can find things when they really want to.
I love Easter! When else can you bite someone’s head off and have it be chocolate?
Don’t be afraid to enjoy your Easter eggs and Easter bunnies. They hold so much happiness and joy.
Easter is a celebration of colorful eggs and bunnies. I wish you an Easter full of eggs and bunnies. Happy Easter!
It’s amazing how bunny can lay such beautiful eggs. Have a wonderful Easter. Happy Easter to you.
Happy Easter friend, Hope you enjoy all the eggs you collect.
Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham. – Garrison Keillor
When life gives you lemons, throw it back and ask for chocolate.
Most people outside of America won’t get it. It’s the Easter bunny. It’s another lie and I don’t understand why we had to invent this character. – Todd Rundgren
My dear friend, it’s another time of the year to have fun enjoying those delicious eggs. Happy Easter!
I have a very big chocolate for you, come and get it, though you have to find it.
Easter is not a passport to another world; it is a quality of perception for this one. – W.P. Lemon
I am sending you beautiful and colorful eggs this Easter season. Be generous, don’t eat them alone, share them with your friends, and let them have a taste of the eggs. Happy Easter.
May the joy of this Easter fill your heart and the rest of the year! Happy Easter!
I know how much you love Easter because you will have so many chocolates to eat. Have fun. Happy Easter!
Happy Easter! This is the day you can put all your gets in one basket and be forgiven
I know how you love chocolates, and this Easter I am sending you chocolate bunnies. Eat them to the fullest. Happy Easter to you!
I know how much you love Easter, as it is chocolate time! May you have fun destroying those delicious eggs.