Short Church Signs Sayings: 90 Best Hilarious Church Signs.
Short Church Signs Sayings: Everybody likes a funny sign and humor is often found in areas you can least expect it to be. Churches, in particular, have a way to hand out spontaneous laughs to passers-by. Here are 90 of the funniest short church signs sayings we’ve seen as congregations bring the Good News out about God in celebration of all things grounded in hilarity.
90 Short Church Signs Sayings
Don’t give up! Moses was once a basket case!
Under the same management for more than 2,000 years.
Gossip is the Devil’s radio. Are you his DJ?
You might be thinking many things, but don’t believe all of them.
I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.
If your life stinks, we have a pew for you.
God loves you whether you like it or not.
I hate this church. – Satan
Addicted to the Hokey Pokey, so I turned myself around.
Wrinkled with problems? Come to the Lord’s House for a faith lift.
Thou shalt not steal copper from our A/C unit.
You may party in Hell, but you will be the barbecue.
What is missing from ch__ch? U R!
Keep using my name in vain, and I’ll make rush hour longer. – God
iPod? iPad? Try iPray! God is listening!
Read the Bible. It will scare the Hell out of you!
Call 911; our pastor is on fire!
Our sign broke. Come inside for the message.
Forecast for tomorrow: God reigns and the Son shines.
Don’t make me come down there. – God
Trust in God, but lock your car.
The best vitamin for a believer is B1.
Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible!
Does your spiritual house need spring cleaning?
Always remember that Hell is really un-cool.
Free Coffee! Yes, membership has its benefits!
How do we make Holy Water? We boil the Hell out of it!
Sinners wanted. Apply within.
You have one new friend request from: Jesus.
Jesus is God’s selfie.
Bring your sin to the altar and drop it like it’s hot. Drop it like it’s hot.