Johnny Bravo Quotes & Sayings: 65 Best Johnny Bravo’s Pick Up Lines
– Johnny Bravo Quotes & Sayings –
Johnny Bravo Quotes & Sayings: Johnny Bravo is an American animated series produced by Van Partible for Cartoon Network and Cartoon Cartoons second in the network. It’s based on a character who is a muscular and boorish young man who tries to get women to dating him, usually unsuccessful in most cases.
Find quotes, sayings, and catch sentences from Johnny Bravo below.
65 Johnny Bravo Quotes & Sayings
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“Hey baby, can I be your natural selection?”
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“It’s a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me.”
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“Whoa! A castle in the sky! Just like in that fairy tale of Little Red Rumplestiltskin and the Three Bears and Gretel!”
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(Looks in mirror)”Wait, who’s that handsome guy?” (Dials phone) “Hello, 911 emergency? There’s a handsome guy in my house” Oh, wait, cancel that. It’s only me.”
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“‘What do you think, Rubber Ducky?’ ‘Quack, quack.’ ‘My thoughts exactly!’”
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“I may be late honey, but I’m looking good.”
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“This is gettin’ really old really fast.”
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“20,000$? That`s almost 20,000$!”
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“You know, you’d think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn’t gravitate towards the service industry.”
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“Hey! How come he gets a banana?”
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“Hey, Santa, it’s me, Johnny. Remember I’m the one that beat you up last year ’cause I thought you were a burglar?”
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“Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.”
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“Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.”
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“Space. It’s really, really, really, really big.”
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“Aaaah. The great smell of pig!”
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“4%? That’s almost 5%”
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“Oh yeah! Who’s the fairy, who’s the fairy?! (Dances then quickly stops) You didn’t see that, did you?”
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“Dog… donkey… Well, they both start with the letter “N”…”
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“You know, that reminds me of a funny story. I was washing my head in the toilet the other day, when– (After some time) So when the battery ran out, I realized I had my underwear over my head, the whole time! (Laughs) “
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“Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball!.”
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“(to Talky Tabitha) Now listen Raggedy Evil! You better stop..(Talky Tabitha throws Johnny against the wall)
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“The Beach is that way.” (Holds up arm and points to show off his muscles)
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“I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!”
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“Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.”
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“Hey, Baby! Anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?”
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“Some people look at Jerky an say,”Why?”. Me, I look at Jerky and I say “Mmmmmmmm! Jerky!”
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“But these letters! If Santa doesn’t get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?”
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“Check the pects. hoo ha hoo-hah!
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“Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoo-hah!”
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““You look pretty…I look pretty…why don’t we go home and stare at each other?”
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(whenever someone corrects him) “Right, what did I say?”
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“Enough about you, let’s talk about me, Johnny Bravo.”
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“If all you boys and girls will clap real hard, Johnny can make bail! Get me the Lawyer Fairy!”
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(Johnny and Carl crash on a seemingly deserted island and were separated) “Guess Carl didn’t make it. I’ll miss the little fella. (short pause) Oh, well. Can’t mourn forever!”
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“Mister, I don’t think you realize who you’re talking to. I’m Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!”
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“I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city… my living room is full of cats… that means…” (pause) “I’m hungry!”
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“No Mama! I’m too old for the tiny pants!!”
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“Hey there smart momma, typin’ recipes?”
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“Do the Monkey with me”
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“Neighbor kid help! Witch’s curse shrank me! Cops chasing me! I live with my mom! NO MOTIVATING GOALS!!!”
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“Whaddaya mean? I got the hamster wheel and the hamster food dispenser. (looks in the mirror) Oh no! She’s turnin’ me into a beautiful butterfly!”
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“Four feet good! Two feet bad!”
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“Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.”
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“If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right!”
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(Really Angry at Little Suzy) “That’s it, kid! I’ve had enough! I’m really sick of all this stuff! I don’t want cookies, can’t ya see? Now get your stuff away from me! I will not buy them, not one box. I will not eat them with a fox. I will not buy a peanut swirl. I will not buy it, little girl. I will not eat them on a boat, with a goat, or in a coat. You drive me nuts! It’s really true! I’ve really had enough of you. You’ve got until the count of 3 to go away and let me be. 1–“
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[eating ice cream with a toothache] “Chomp, chomp, chomp, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY TOOTH! THE PAIN! THE HORRIBLE PAIN! Mmmmmmmm, creamy! Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! THE STABBING KNIVES OF PAIN! Hey! It’s got nuts in it!”
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“(After a random story) And then my pants fell down.”
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“This won’t end well.” (whenever Johnny is about to take a beating)
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“This is not good… for my hair!”
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“Pops? It’s me, Johnny! I couldn’t find any donuts so I brought some tile grout!”
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“But enough about me… Let’s talk more about me. What do you think of me?”
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“Man, I’m pretty.”
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“Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?”
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“Wanna see me comb my hair, really fast?”
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“Jinkies? Isn’t that a breakfast cereal?”
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“I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine. You’re so fine you…”
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“You know, that just might be crazy enough to work.”
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“I came, I saw, I broke a hip.”
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“Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god.”
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Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same thing… Me
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“Oh, you will pay for this!”
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“Aw, man! That does it! This is my favorite shirt! I gotta go wash up!”
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“I am sickened… but curious.”
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“(When he doesn’t understand someone) Now listen mister I ain’t got no time for you to be talking Greek.”
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“Hey! I get it! A “hunk” of cheese! Ha ha ha ha ha ha… Wait a minute, that’s not funny.”
There is never a time that isn’t right to share the love. Do well to share these messages with friends and loved ones.