65 Best Eeyore Quotes and Sayings from Winnie the Pooh

– Eeyore Quotes and Sayings –

Eeyore is one of the most famous Winnie the Pooh characters. He is usually seen as a lonely cynical donkey who befriended the title character Winnie the Pooh. Here’s a look at 65 of the show’s most memorable Eeyore quotes and sayings ever made.

65 Eeyore Quotes and Sayings

1. After all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow.

2. Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!

3. The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.

4. If it is a good morning, which I doubt.

5. It’s an awful nice tail, Kanga. Much nicer than the rest of me.

6. One can’t complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday.

7. “Might take a day or two, but I’ll find a new one.”

8. Wish I could say yes, but I can’t.

9. No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake, and they don’t Think.

10. “Most likely lose it again, anyway.”

11. They’re funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you’re having them.

12. It’s not much of a Eeyore tail, but I’m sort of attached to it.

13. We can’t all and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.

14. It’s not much of a tail, but I’m sort of attached to it.

15. “They’re funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you’re having them.”

16. Most likely lose it again, anyway.

17. A tail isn’t a tail to them, it’s just a little bit extra at the back.

18. Sure is a cheerful color. Guess I’ll have to get used to it.

19. “Nobody tells me. Nobody keeps me informed. I make it 17 days come Friday since anybody spoke to me.”

20. When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there.

21. “Not much of a house, just right for not much of a donkey.”

22. “No Give and Take. No Exchange of Thought. It gets you nowhere, particularly if the other person’s tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation.”

23. Wish I could say yes, but I can’t.

24. I’d say thistles, but nobody listens to me, anyway.

25. “Don’t worry about me. Go and enjoy yourself. I’ll stay here and be miserable.”

26. Most likely lose it again, anyway.

27. Might take a day or two, but I’ll find a new one.

28. Taking people by surprise. Very unpleasant habit. I don’t mind Tigger being in the Forest.

29. “I’m telling you. People come and go in this Forest, and they say, ‘It’s only Eeyore, so it doesn’t count.’”

30. This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.

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31. Days. Weeks. Months. Who knows?

32. “When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there.”

33. “It’s not much of a tail, but I’m sort of attached to it.”

34. A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.

35. “This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.”

36. We can’t all and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.

37. No. But I sure do like this new tail.

38. You’ve never been to see any of us.

39. “It’s the only could in the sky, and it’s drizzling, right on me. Somehow, I’m not surprised.”

40. No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake, and they don’t Think.

41. A mistake, no doubt, but still, I shall come. Only don’t blame me when it rains.

42. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’. The Social Round. Always something going on.”

43. One day when Pooh was thinking, he thought he would go and see Eeyore, because he hadn’t seen him since yesterday.

44. I didn’t bounce, I coughed.

45. You don’t always want to be miserable on my birthday, do you?

46. Sure is a cheerful color. Guess I’ll have to get used to it.

47. It’s all for naught.

48. This isn’t something to eat, it’s asking you to the party. To-morrow.

49. “Nobody tells me. Nobody keeps me informed. I make it 17 days come Friday since anybody spoke to me.”

50. “It’s your fault, Eeyore. You’ve never been to see any of us. You just stay here in this one corner of the Forest waiting for the others to come to you. Why don’t you go to THEM sometimes?”

51. Thanks for noticin’ me.

52. “My eyes are open, but my mind is asleep.”

53. “After all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow.”

54. Don’t Bustle me. Don’t now-then me.

55. “They haven’t got Brains, any of them, only grey fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake, and they don’t Think.”

56. Nobody tells me. Nobody keeps me informed. I make it 17 days come Friday since anybody spoke to me.

57. They haven’t got Brains, any of them, only grey fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake, and they don’t Think.

58. No Give and Take. No Exchange of Thought. It gets you nowhere, particularly if the other person’s tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation.

59. “It never hurts to keep looking for sunshine”

60. Might take a day or two, but I’ll find a new one.

61. “No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake, and they don’t Think.”

62. I’d say thistles, but nobody listens to me, anyway.

63. They’re funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you’re having them.

64. We can’t all, and some of us don’t.

65. “I was so upset, I forgot to be happy.”

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