Funny Get-well-Soon Messages: 65 Options with Comic Relief

Funny Get-well-Soon Messages

When someone is sick, injured, or recovering from surgery, your words of care and love can go a long way in making them feel better and relaxed. It doesn’t matter whether the person is a friend, colleague or relative. What matters is how your caring words make them feel!

Funny Get-well-Soon Messages

 

Doctor’s medicine is important, but sometimes, it’s more important for patients to feel good about themselves! The healing power is often said to be a matter of how you feel. So when you send a get-well-soon card to a close friend or loved one, make sure the messages inspire and encourage them to feel better!

65 Funny Get well Soon Messages for Your Family or Friends

  1. If you had not enjoyed all that ice cream without me, the fever would not have been this severe. Next time call me to share all the ice cream! Get well soon!

  2. I remember telling you that I will stand by you forever! But that didn’t mean that you had to break your hands for me to prove my words! Get well soon!

  3. I know you are not sick, you are taking a break from the professor’s pressure. Stop sending us those stickers, we can see through, come back quickly. We are really missing you.

  4. It’s my prayer that you remain sick for a few more days so that I don’t have to pay you for money. Just kidding, I wish you a speedy recovery.

  5. What happened to you? You need to get well soon. We have to continue our gossiping, so sleep well and get well soon.

  6. Now that you have fallen sick, you must know that you are the most likable person around. Even the bacteria and viruses have fallen for your charms. I wish you make a speedy recovery!

  7. I worry that when you get all our warm regards your fever will increase further. Just kidding! Get well and get back soon!

  8. There are easier ways to get out of school, you know. Glad you’re on the mend.

  9. All your HOT fever needs to heal, is the company of a COOL friend like me. Get well soon.

  10. Don’t worry my friend, I will take justice. I will beat the living daylight out of all the germs who have invaded your body. You just sit back, relax and focus on getting well.

  11. I may not have a medical degree, but I do have friendship’s healing touch. Get well soon!

  12. I think God is always testing your tolerance because you have lots of patience. Be on good terms with God and get well soon!

  13. I’m so lucky to have a friend like you. So please get better soon, it would be a nightmare to try and replace you!

  14. Try not to think of it as a hospital stay. Think of it as a spa package that includes meals, regular health evaluations and jello cubes.

  15. Make sure that you don’t play with the medicines and follow what the doctors tell you! I wish you a complete and speedy recovery!

  16. I know that there is no fun in being in the hospital. I wish that you are kicked out of there quickly! Get well soon!

  17. Your surgery was your doctor’s headache! Healing and recovering is yours! Rest and relax and enjoy all the pampering and care you get! Wishing you all the care and love so that you make a quick recovery!

  18. Get well soon! Everyone here misses your contagious smile. Nothing has been the same since you became ill. No one tells a joke like you do, so please hurry and get well fast!

  19. Get well soon so we can make fun of you again and not feel bad.

  20. Sorry your sick day is due to actual sickness.

  21. I wish you a quick recovery for we have a trip next week. I don’t want you to miss it. Feel better son my friend.

  22. Not even cancer is strong enough to fight off the wishes and prayers of friends like me. Get well soon.

  23. These medicines are to cure your body but this text is to cure your soul. Get well soon my friend.

  24. Dear friend, we are sad that you have been away for a while. We have been missing your smile. We miss you at work! Get well soon!

  25. Sending you a morning sunshine, chirping of birds and a heartful of prayers. May God help you recover and make you as fit as before. Get Well Soon buddy!

  26. I am not a doctor so I don’t know how to bring an end to your illness. But I am your friend so I know how to bring smile on your face. Feel better soon friend!

  27. You are the coolest friend in our circle; everything goes smooth when we are with you. Get well soon friend.

    You are the coolest friend in our circle; everything goes smooth when we are with you. Get well soon friend.

  28. Sending you a handful of chocolates and mindful of prayers for your hardest time in the hospital. Get Well Soon, friend!

  29. Now and again I believed that you are some sort of strong, however now I realize that you are human as well. Get well when possible.

  30. You are lucky to get all those fruits and flowers for free. Don’t eat them all up! I am coming! Get Well Soon We need to hang out again together.

  31. Your illness is another confirmation for my doubts that you are such a great attention seeker! I wish you a quick recovery so that you can seek all the attention when you are healthy!

  32. Doctors are only to find out a disease that is causing you pain, but only a true friend knows your suffering. Wishing you a fast recovery.

  33. So like girls, germs also find you irresistible. Remove the germs and sickness and get up in your feet.

  34. Go ahead and milk this as long as you can. I would.

  35. You’re one tough cookie!

  36. Hope day by day goes quickly and you’re up on your feet soon.

  37. If you need me to come over and tell you that you don’t look sick, call me. Always here to help!

  38. Falling ill is a great way to get paid off. I wish you enjoy your beauty sleep while funding our poor doctors! I wish you a quick recovery!

  39. Get well soon, or ill break your hand, just kidding my friend, I wish you a fast recovery. I am always praying for your quick recovery.

  40. Thank God, I am happy that you are sick. Now you can have a sound sleep and worry less about your life. Anyway, Get Well Soon! You need to start worrying about the studies soon!

  41. When I was sick, you cracked up a joke and said that laughter is the best medicine! It made me even sicker. Don’t worry I will not be sending many jokes to you! Wishing you a speedy recovery!

  42. Wishing you a really fast recovery. Not only because you are my dear friend but a good human too. You don’t deserve to be sick.

  43. It came to me like bolt from the blue that you had an accident. Here I am with a banquet of flowers in hand and Get Well Soon in the heart.

  44. Use your superpowers and get well soon!

  45. I happy that you are not feeling well as you will have a good night sleep. Get well soon my friend.

  46. Fun and laughter can revive and rejuvenate anyone. It is not for nothing that they say that laughter is one of the best medicine. Anything funny that brightens up the patient can work wonders! Send a card with an appropriate funny message from these:

  47. The best thing about the surgery is that everyone takes full care of you! It is an even better feeling than getting a vacation! I wish you a speedy recovery!

  48. You don’t look great when you are ill. So get well in a hurry so that you look attractive again! Wishing you a speedy recovery!

  49. See? You’re so great, even germs like you.

  50. I am sure being tucked in bed is not the best thing you know to do. All your friends are waiting for you to get out of bed and say ‘I am back in action’. Get well soon!

  51. You better swing back into action fast so that we can have a blast!

  52. This illness can do nothing to a tough man like you. Common beat the disease and get well soon. Waiting for your fast recovery.

  53. Just think about the SWEET memories of our friendship… it will make the BITTERNESS of your sickness go away. Get well soon.

  54. Germs, like everyone else, find you irresistible! Get well soon!

  55. I wish you could remain sick for some more days so that I don’t need your return your money. Jokes apart, you are my best friend. Wish you a speedy recovery.

  56. May God erase all your illness and you are healthy again. I pray to Lord to recover you faster so that you can be on track of good health. Get well soon, friend.

  57. Hey I am sending you daily doses of love and good luck. Please take it with your medicines to get well soon.

  58. Your illness has reached a boiling point because I am boiling over with frustration since we can’t meet. Get well soon.

  59. Don’t make your fever is as contagious as your smile. I will never forgive you. Get Well Soon from the boredom of the hospital bed. I am waiting on the campus for you.

  60. You are the coolest friend among us, so the hottest fever needs to get away to bring you on feet. Come back we will flirt with girls together.

    You are the coolest friend among us, so the hottest fever needs to get away to bring you on feet. Come back we will flirt with girls together.

  61. I don’t want to boast but I can give you something the doctor can’t – warm hugs and precious smiles. Get well soon.

  62. Don’t fool around, don’t pretend! I’m just kidding, get well soon, love you, your best friend!

  63. I am looking for a magician to fix that broken leg of yours. You don’t have to spend so many weeks in recovery! Just kidding! I wish you a speedy recovery!

  64. If you don’t get better fast I will inject you with lots of pain killers. I guess you know that I am not great when it comes to taking injections! Get well and skip my injections!

  65. I am wondering why it’s easy to read the doctor’s bill and not their prescription! Keep pondering as you heal quickly!

 

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