Busier Than a Sayings: 65 Funny & Cliche Ways to Say You’re Really Busy

Busier Than a Sayings: 65 Funny & Cliche Ways to Say You’re Really Busy.

Busier Than a Sayings: A cliche is just one way an expression can put effects. Some busier than a sayings can be overused or you may never have heard of them before. Some funny phrases mentioned today will help bring a bit of laughter into your heart.

65 “Busier Than a” Sayings

1. Busier than a Keith A Hole of Hertford

2. Busier than a mosquito on a nudist beach.

3. I am busier than a hippy at a tie-die contest

4. I’m as busy as a farmer with one hoe and two rattlesnakes.

5. A mosquito at a nudist colony.

6. I am busier than a beard of an auctionerer.

7. In my neck of the woods, the long-tailed cat is nervous, not busy. I am busier

8. Busier than a moth in a mitten.

9. A termite in a sawmill.

10. A one-legged man in a butt-kicking’ contest.

11. A one-armed-pimp in a bitch-slapping contest

12. I am busier than a squirrel with a barrel of acorns

13. busier than a one-legged man pushing a wheelbarrow

14. Busier than a blind man at a striptease.

15. I am busier ten peckered hoot owl.

16. I am busier than skis on a steep slalom course.

17. A cross-eyed air traffic controller.

18. A one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest.

19. Busier than a one-armed monkey with two bananas.

20. A desert cobra at a mongoose convention.

21. I am busier than the legs of a fat duck on a short runway

22. I am busier than a tallyman at Wall Street when the market goes bananas.

23. Busier than a one-armed taxi driver with a bad case of the crabs.

24. A weatherman in a tornado.

25. “busier than a cranberry merchant.”

26. Busier than a vacuum cleaner in a dirt factory.

27. Busier than a cat burying poop on a marble floor.

28. A one-armed paperhanger with a case of the hives.

    

29. Busier than a 2-dollar trollop on nickel night.

30. A set of jumper cables at a country funeral.

31. Busier than Wal Mart on the first of the month.

32. Busy as popcorn on a skillet

33. Busier than a swarm of dancing ants on honey-coated testicles.

34. I am busier than a flopping river-bank fish.

35. Busier than a set of jumper cables at a Mexican reunion.

36. “Busier than a set of jumper cables at a West Virginia wedding?”

37. Busier than an anonymous troll in the help section at MudcatI am busier

38. than a one-armed paperhanger. Seemed enough.

39. Busier than a cross-eyed rooster on an anthill.

40. Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.

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41. I am busier than a palm tree in a hurricane.

42. I am busier than the first catnip toy for a tomcat

43. Busier than three mates of a cat that ate my experimental duck egg vindaloo. One digging holes, one filling them and the third looking for fresh ground.

44. Busier than a paper hanger with crabs.

45. I am busier than a smoker without a light at a Smokey the Bear Convention

46. ‘Busier than GSK in Court’

47. “Busier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs”.

48. than a prostitute on Christmas eve.

49. I’m running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

50. As busy as a church fan in dog days.

51. Busier than a one-eyed cat watching three mice holes.

52. A one-armed trombone player.

53. I am busier than a lint picker in a blue serge suit factory.

54. Busier than a toothless hooker at a BJ convention.

55. Busier than a two peckered Billy Goat.

56. I am busier than a fly trapped with Edward Swatterhands

57. I am busier than a busy person that is very busy?

58. A one-armed paper hanger.

59. A one-eyed cat watching nine rat holes.

60. Busier than a one-armed paper hanger with jock itch.

61. Busier than ants at a picnic.

    

62. Busy as a stump-tailed cow in fly season.

63. Busier than a blind dog in a meat house.

64. I’m busier than a borrowed mule.

65. I am busier than Billy on goat weed with too many nannies

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